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Post by W.in.DY. on Dec 27, 2009 13:30:55 GMT -5
"Welcome to my world, prick. You know what? I might just leave you here, but maybe I won't. " Mountainpelt stood up, twisting her head to face Noxshadow. She probably would leave him here -- she hated him. Of course everyone knew that. In her eyes, she thought Noxshadow deserved to rot here. "And I'm not sorry." Mountainpelt meowed. Why the heck should she be sorry? |
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Post by Crane on Dec 27, 2009 21:22:42 GMT -5
Well, duh, of course Mountainpelt wasn't sorry. Noxshadow could read it in her eyes. He recoiled from the hate he saw there.
"Does your tongue have barbed wire on it? Do you sharpen it on kits?" snapped Noxshadow angrily, his pride injured. She was being really mean! He was injured on the floor - because of her, not to mention - and all she could do was pour metaphorical lemon juice in his wounds! He struggled to his feet, favouring his injured leg.
"Why don't you just leave me here, then? I'm sure your absence would be much more helpful than your presence. Just a hint - most cats don't like being insulted. Well, the sane ones don't, anyway." |
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Post by W.in.DY. on Dec 28, 2009 18:10:27 GMT -5
Whirling around, she thought she might as well say such vile things that would make him catch on fire. But she would wait. "Well, screw you." Mountainpelt spat. She moved forwards, smashing her head against his. If she managed, she'd either suffer from a concusion, or pass out or even memory loss. Most likely a concusion. She didn't care.
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Post by Crane on Dec 28, 2009 19:35:51 GMT -5
"Well, screw you," she spat at him, before she rammed her head into Noxshadow's. He swore again.
"Geez, babe, when you tell someone you want to screw them, you don't usually headbutt them," he smirked, shaking his head to clear out the stars he saw dancing around. He suddenly felt like he was floating away. Although she may not realise it, Noxshadow had won a small battle! Mountainpelt had willingly made contact with him, even if it was only to try and injure him. Of her on accord, she'd come into his personal space!
No matter how insignificant and pointlessly stupid the fact was, Noxshadow felt his heart fluttering. As an afterthought, he added on, "Of course, I don't mind. You know I'll be around whenever you want someone to screw!" He grinned and licked his lips suggestively, hoping to get another furious reaction out of her. |
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Post by W.in.DY. on Dec 28, 2009 19:52:07 GMT -5
"Stop calling me stuff." Mountainpelt hissed, doing the human equivalent of poking him in the chest to him. "My god, you pervert." She sighed furiously, shaking her head. Why was he so annoying in the first place? [[sorry for the short post-- no muse.T_T }]
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Post by Crane on Dec 28, 2009 20:08:55 GMT -5
Noxshadow grinned as she sighed, looking for another opportunity to annoy her. He didn't know why he got such a kick out of annoying her; maybe it was the fact that she actually responded. Unlike when she... Oh, well, let's stop that train of thought right there.
"Stop denying it, sweetheart," he smirked, "You know you want me." He winked saucily at her, waiting in earnest for another cute little Mountainpelt-style reaction. She was cute. |
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Post by W.in.DY. on Dec 29, 2009 19:11:55 GMT -5
"No I don't." Mountainpelt meowed, her tail lashing. Ugh. This was stupid. Then she added, obviously without a thought, "Well r--- me then, I don't give a d---." It wouldn't be her fault if he was stupid and took her up on her offer. The she-cat didn't mean it, but to her-- it seemed like she did. If he did that again, she would have no qualms about getting him exiled.
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Post by Crane on Dec 31, 2009 18:47:26 GMT -5
Noxshadow froze for a moment, thinking that Mountainpelt was joking.
She wasn't. His heart started racing as he realised something. He couldn't get in trouble if he did... Because she'd given him permission! He grinned savagely as he realised this. Typically, if she'd let him, it didn't count as r---! Well, then!
"You know, darling, since I've got permission, it doesn't count as r---, and if you try and get me exiled, it won't work. You still giving me permission?" Despite the fact he was getting almost too excited to contain himself, Noxshadow wanted to check. Getting exiled wouldn't help a bit.
[[Shall we have the badger burst in soon?]] |
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Post by Crane on Jan 9, 2010 16:55:51 GMT -5
[[*kicks Windeh* replyyyyyy foo.]] |
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Post by W.in.DY. on Jan 18, 2010 8:22:34 GMT -5
Love hurts
But sometimes it's a good hurt
And it feels like I'm alive
Love sings
When it transcends the bad things
Have a heart and try me
'cause without love I won't survive
I'm fettered and abused
Stand naked and accused
Should I surface, this one-man submarine?
I only want the truth!
So tonight we drink to youth!
[[okay, sheesh. xD Oh by the way, my lyrics are Love hurts by Incubus -drools happily- And I'm also obsessed with Jason and Freddy Kreuger -drools more- ]]
"Hmm.... No." Mountainpelt said, nearly silent. Was he that stupid? She just realized something. She hadn't left yet. Well, she was being kept here, and if she ran, she'd probably be dragged back, and then it'd happen over and over and over, until she just ran away and never came back. Nah, she wouldn't run away, she was too lazy, and just didn't want to. But a small part of mind reminded her how much she wanted to. Bleh, it didn't matter. |
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Post by W.in.DY. on Jan 27, 2010 17:26:06 GMT -5
[[ r--- first, badger next.  ]] |
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Post by Crane on Feb 26, 2010 16:55:22 GMT -5
Noxshadow quivered with excitement waiting for Mountainpelt's response. Even when she said no, he couldn't calm himself down. His hopes were too high to be let down now!
"You know, Mountainpelt, I just realised... who cares?!" he laughed, "It's not like exiling me will do anything." And, in his eyes, it didn't. He loved ThunderClan, of course, and he'd die for it easily - but Mountainpelt was several times more important!
"StarClan, Mountainpelt, I love you so much!" he exclaimed, "Why are you doing this?"
The excitement calmed down - a tiny bit - to be replaced with confusion. Saying yes, and no... it wasn't very polite. Ah! StarClan! Why did this have to happen to Noxshadow? Why did he have to fall so madly in love with this she-cat? Why couldn't she even try to love him?
He padded over to her and wrapped his tail around hers.
"Darling, I'm confused. First, I have permission, now I don't? You do realise now I'm probably not going to be able to hold myself back any longer," he informed her. |
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Post by W.in.DY. on Feb 26, 2010 17:11:42 GMT -5
"Just, shut up. Please." Okay, you know, that's it. The stupid idiot didn't know how to keep his mouth shut, and now she was angry. Mountainpelt swung out a paw, hoping it would meet his eye, but there was a very high chance she'd end up missing, and scratch his eyelid. Hopefully, he'd die. Of blood loss, and all the other problems clan health-care most likely couldn't fix. Such as infection.
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Post by Crane on Feb 26, 2010 17:16:58 GMT -5
Luckily Noxshadow was ready for an attack from the ever-so-fiesty Mountainpelt and tried to duck as soon as he saw the paw coming. He saved his eyes but she ended up clipping his ear and nicking it.
"You... you piece of fox-dung!" he hissed, ripping his tail out from hers. Hold on. Wait. He shouldn't be getting angry. It wouldn't do anyone good. He had to get her angry, so she'd lose control and let him strike.
"Why'd you do that, honey?" he purred, smirking. "You're not trying to make me mad, are you? Because you should know that won't work!" He chuckled. He went and stood right in front of her to invade her personal space. |
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Post by W.in.DY. on Feb 26, 2010 21:05:30 GMT -5
She growled. Stupid idiot. She wanted to hurt him really bad. Maybe beat the crap out of him. She smacked the side of his head, he deserved it. If that didn't work, she'd end up twisting her paw the wrong way, and out of pain, maybe falling forwards, and injure herself forwards, either way, it'd be painful. Very very very painful.
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